"Your knees are getting really big Mummy! They look massive!"#joy#bigknees#togowithmybigroundhead#whatalooker#illjuststopeatingnow#ffs#dangerousdave

Aaron to kids.... "Maggie what do you love most about your Mummy?".... 'She gives good cuddles!'.... "Seth what do you love most about your Mummy?"... 'Shes warm and has a big round head!' #great #winningatlife #warmbigroundhead #itswhatdreamsaremadeof #rude #ithinkhemeantitasacompliment #joy

'Mum can i take your lip balm to bed with me i have sore lips?'... No keep it here Seth or i will never see it again... 'I promise you will Mummy!'... **finds lipbalm in the toilet** #ffs #illputthatinthebinthen #havekidstheysaid

"Mummy...when i was little i really used to love my Daddy didn't I ??".....Err yes Mags....you still do don't you??..."Yeah i suppose so!"#thatsclearedthatupthen#awk#dadlove#dangerousdave

Maggie i have asked you to get dressed 4 times! "Did you Mummy? All i heard was blah blah blah!!" #great #floggingadeadhorse #dangerousdave #godhelpmewhenshesateenager

"Mags...you are shovelling mini eggs in faster than i can get them on to the cakes!".... 'Shush Mummy...i'm taking one for the team!' #truehero #easterhero #dangerousdave

Nice little wander around Leicester Cathedral..."Wow Mags look at the beautiful windows!"...(No response)Wowzas Mum....look over there ...theres a computer!!!!#floggingadeadhorseOther highlights..."Do people tred on the King?""What does his skin look like?""Is the Queen sad?"#givemestrength#kingrichardIII#dangerousdave

"Mummy did you know....you should never talk to strangers!".... That's absolutely right Mags.... "Yeah... except if they are giving you sweets!!"... Erm Maggie i think we need a little chat about this....you must never take sweets from strangers!... "You are wrong Mummy!"... No Mags you really must never take sweets from strangers!.. "Well you took... Continue Reading →

"Seth will you sit down....and stop touching your penis!!" She may be ill...but shes still laying down the ground rules! #dangerousdave #🙈🙈🙉🙉 #shesrightthough #sitdown #leaveitalone #sayitasitis

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