She wants a new Mummy because i will only let her have 1 ice cream.. But then she insists on sleeping in my jumper #youwinsomeyoulosesome #dangerousdave

"Mummy...under your arms is soooooo gooey!"..... "Ah cool...can i feel your gooey arm Mum??" #ohgood #thatwillbefatthen #bingowings #joy #winningatlife #flappinginthewind #whoneedsslime #killmenow

I won't lie...there has been many-a-time over the last 4 years that i have wondered how on earth i would manage the day looking after this one....feral is an understatement! All of a sudden i cannot for the life of me imagine how i will survive a day without her! She is a challenge for... Continue Reading →

Mummy i wish i was a doggy.... "Really Mags how come?"... If i was a dog i could poo whenever i wanted!... "Pretty sure you can do that now Mags??"... Yes but if i was a dog i could poo wherever i wanted! Parenting...the gift that keeps on giving! #wtf #igavebirthtothischild #sorewarding #floggingadeadhorse #ordogwhatever

'Maggie why are you booting your brother??'....."Cos it feels nice and warm on my feet!"#ohthatsalrightthen#logic#beast#dangerousdave#menace#stopkickingyourbrother#fortheloveofgod

I have taken her back to bed 14 times whilst i am trying to cook dinner...... She is now here at the kitchen door... Looking the epitome of tired! Does anyone want her??? #bogoff #thanksforcoming #literallyclimbingthewalls #drivesmebonkers #dangerousbyname #dangerousdave

Kids off to Mum's for the day whilst I'm at work.... "Make sure you both remember your manners today!"... 'Mum..dont stress...it's our Grandma...we can handle this!' #hmm #wewillsee #thejuryisout #manners #summerholidays

You know when your kids get up at the crack of shite and run around shouting and screaming at each other from different rooms? Banging up and down the stairs and wailing at the top of their voices? You shout at them to stop shouting but the shouting gets louder to you have to shout... Continue Reading →

Maggie this is your final warning....can you stop being so rude!....."Mummy can we just have a fresh start?"...Mags you've had about 50 fresh starts today!..."Yeah actually Mum...I'm bored of fresh starts!"#notasboredasme#understatement#haveaword#dangerousdave#delirious#puttingheronebay

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