When you're in Costco and its this busy.....imagine how awkward it would be if your sweet 4 year old girl just randomly shouted "suns out bums out" and pulled a moony??!!!! #thankgodthatneverhappened #thisgirlwillkillme #orgetmearrested #dangerousbyname #dangerousdave

"Mummy how do you get to Heaven?"...... Errrrm I'm not really sure Mags!...... "Who takes you there??"...... Why are you thinking about Heaven Mags?.... "Just in case really Mum.....anyway i bet someone picks you up in a Taxi!" #random #justincaseindeed #longshot #keepthemeterrunning #dangerousdave

"Mummy i can't get to sleep... i need my Daddy".... Daddy is out Mags...you wont see him until the morning!... "Can't you go out Mummy and i have Daddy instead!" #motherhoodissorewarding #cheersthen #loveyoutoo #carefulwhatyouwish #lovebedtime #not #dangerousdave

"Mummy...i think i only want 1 kid!!".... Really Mags...how come?... "I reckon 2 would be carnage!" #whatevergaveyouthatidea #carnageisanunderstatement #zoo #dangerousdave #wisewoman

Mum will you play Paddington with me??"What do you mean Paddington??"This look!#lolz#paddingtonbadmintonwhatever#dangerousdavešŸ˜‚

"You know what they say Mum".... What do they say Mags??... "They say I dont care!!"... Really who says that?... "Well ...me really" #givemestrength #whosthey? #shereallydoesntcare #help #4yearoldwithattitude #goldhelptheschool #dangerousdave

"Mummy do you want to hear my joke?"... Erm...go on then Mags!... "Why did the willy cross the road?"... I dont know! .... "Because it was the penis's day off!" Oh great..... just the kind of joke i dreamt of from my beautiful 4 year old girl! #haveagirltheysaid #lol #not #knockknock #girlswithbigbrothers #appropriate #sheissosweet #dangerousdave

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