Nice little visit from Santa's Sleigh on our street.... 'What's your name little boy?' Seth.... 'What would you like for Christmas?' An x box.... #standardchat 'What is your name little girl?'... Rudolph!!!! 'What would you like for Christmas Rudolph??'... Everything!!! ****cue hilarious laughing at her own jokes**** #dangerousdave #youneverknowwhatscomingnext #oneonherown

"Mummy we need to pay school for the naked children tomorrow!"..... Which naked children?????.... "You know...the children that need some more clothes!".... Oh...you mean Children in Need??? "Yes thats what i said Mummy!" #thankgodforthat #phew #childreninneed #dangerousdave #themindboggles

She wants a new Mummy because i will only let her have 1 ice cream.. But then she insists on sleeping in my jumper #youwinsomeyoulosesome #dangerousdave

"Mummy...under your arms is soooooo gooey!"..... "Ah cool...can i feel your gooey arm Mum??" #ohgood #thatwillbefatthen #bingowings #joy #winningatlife #flappinginthewind #whoneedsslime #killmenow

I won't lie...there has been many-a-time over the last 4 years that i have wondered how on earth i would manage the day looking after this one....feral is an understatement! All of a sudden i cannot for the life of me imagine how i will survive a day without her! She is a challenge for... Continue Reading →

Mummy i wish i was a doggy.... "Really Mags how come?"... If i was a dog i could poo whenever i wanted!... "Pretty sure you can do that now Mags??"... Yes but if i was a dog i could poo wherever i wanted! Parenting...the gift that keeps on giving! #wtf #igavebirthtothischild #sorewarding #floggingadeadhorse #ordogwhatever

'Maggie why are you booting your brother??'....."Cos it feels nice and warm on my feet!"#ohthatsalrightthen#logic#beast#dangerousdave#menace#stopkickingyourbrother#fortheloveofgod

I have taken her back to bed 14 times whilst i am trying to cook dinner...... She is now here at the kitchen door... Looking the epitome of tired! Does anyone want her??? #bogoff #thanksforcoming #literallyclimbingthewalls #drivesmebonkers #dangerousbyname #dangerousdave

Kids off to Mum's for the day whilst I'm at work.... "Make sure you both remember your manners today!"... 'Mum..dont stress...it's our Grandma...we can handle this!' #hmm #wewillsee #thejuryisout #manners #summerholidays

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