Maggie this is your final warning....can you stop being so rude!....."Mummy can we just have a fresh start?"...Mags you've had about 50 fresh starts today!..."Yeah actually Mum...I'm bored of fresh starts!"#notasboredasme#understatement#haveaword#dangerousdave#delirious#puttingheronebay

"Mummy you know when I'm your age?"... Yes Mags.... "Will you be dead?" #errrhopefullynot #cheery #alwayslookonthebrightsideoflife #keepingitrealsince2013 #dangerousdave

08:00 hours: converstion about what a big girl she is and how she is SO ready for school... 17:00 hours: "Look Mummy I've got a todger!!" #wemayneedabitmoretimebeforeschool #dangerousdave #givemestrength #help #outofcontrol

"Mummy....you know how it's Daddy's special day....??".... Yes Mags.... "Can me and Seth have an ice cream??"... You mean Daddy is doing such a good job looking after you that YOU deserve an ice cream??? "Yes Mummy!" #thisgirlisgoingtochangelives #dangerousdave #unbelievablescenes #tryer

Ask her to stop crumbling ginger biscuits into the sofa 14 times...She goes into extreme crumbling mode...Threaten to remove ginger biscuit from her possession.....Extreme crumbling mode ramps up a level...Remove ginger biscuit....Ten minutes of screaming about how its my job to look after her and make her safe and how i am making her very... Continue Reading →

"Mummy...that girl that we just drove past had her bum hanging out the bottom of her shorts!"...... Yes Maggie you are quite right she did!.... "Do you think she knows her bum is hanging out?".... I'm not entirely sure!.... "She looks ridic-le-ous!" #awk #putyourbumaway #scaringthekids #dangerousdave

Maggie....is there a reason why you are shooting a gun when you should be sitting at the table eating your dinner????....... "Thats a weird question Mum!".... #yesclearlyiamtheweirdone #sillyme #putthegundown #eatyoursoddingdinner #dangerousbyname #dangerousdave

"Mummy...why do people have to wear bras?.... Well you have to when you're a grown up Mags.... "Why don't men have to wear bras?"... Well men don't have big enough boobies.. "Daddy does!!!" #lolz #straightface #outofthemouthofbabes #sayithowitis #mummysayingnothing #pokerface

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