Having a lovely chat with a little elderly lady about the weather turning cold next week....She was telling me what a struggle it was to get out when its cold and icy... i express my concern for her and what a paun it must be...Then...low and behold....a little voice pipes up next to me..."Mummy....why has... Continue Reading →

'Are you planning on being a bit more cheerful tomorrow Mags?' What are you talking about?? 'Well it feels like you got out of the wrong side of bed this morning!!!' Oh be quiet will you Mum...its none of your business!! #unfortunatelyformeitismybusiness #happyaslarry #not #grumpyfriday #lifeofa4yearold #dangerousdave #shesnotsorry

She FINALLY gets into bed.... you breathe a sigh of relief and get comfy in front of the TV... Wasted sigh of relief... She proceeds to sing 15 incredibly long songs from start to finish...some Christmas numbers thrown in for good measure.. You turn the TV up... She continues reciting endless knock knock jokes at... Continue Reading →

Morning Mummy....can we make some Vampire Cards today???"You mean Valentines Cards??"#watchoutboys#noreallywatchout#dangerousdave#valentinesday

Sobbing..."I dont need my hair washed Mummy...i already rinsed it in the rain!"Oh good...Squeaky clean!#not#urchin#dangerousdave

Cook delicious and nutritious meal....Scrape said meal untouched into the bin (after 1 or 5 mouthfuls)Replace meal with random plate of cucumberTimes a trillionShe won't even eat friggin chicken nuggets#givemestrength#ffs#areweevenrelated#cucumberisjustwater#dangerousdave

"Mummy....would you like it if i was nice to you tomorrow?"Err yes Maggie...id like it if you were nice to me everyday...."Well shall we try and make that a plan for tomorrow?"Yes Mags...thats great...i almost can't wait!#isitatrickquestion?#willshegothroughwithit?#doihaveanyauthority?#dangerousdave

"Mummy im really hungry!" What would you like Maggie?? "I think its best if you just tell me Mummy otherwise i'll just say sweets!" #goodpointwellmade #goodtry #iwantsweetstoo #cucumberanyone?

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