“Happy Birthday Mummy…. I like you”

You like me ….

And to show sufficient adoration you thought you’d smash the living daylights out of my pretty plant with your handbag?

Because…’you like pink…but not that pink!’

#thanksforcoming

#thegiftthatkeepsongiving

#dangerousdave

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  1. Might I suggest miniature Fir Trees. Decorate them at Hallowe’en with a warning that anyone that touches them will be visited by the monsters while in bed. At Christmas it’s a low maintenance, few twinkling lights with the appropriate warning that “Santa doesn’t visit children that mess with his trees and finally Easter brings small decorative hanging eggs along with a suitable death threat from the Easter Bunny should the trees be desacrated. You get the picture. Those 3 months I give for free I’ll let you decide on the remains 9 months!

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