Mags....what on earth are you doing???... "Practising writing my letters!".. Thats great....i'd rather you didn't use spit on the tv! #thanksforcoming #ferrell #dangerousbyname #dangerousdave

The 7 year old is fast asleep.... The 4 year old has been downstairs with every ailment / issue known to man... The 4 year old is told in no uncertain terms to 'sling one's hook' and get into bed....again... The 7 year old is now screaming the place down because the 4 year old... Continue Reading →

"Mum...can i ask you a question?"... Yes Seth.... "What happened for Michael Jackson's skin to turn the same colour as mine?" #ohgod #oneoflifeslittlemysteries #askmewherebabiescomefrom

"Mags please don't be horrible to Mummy!"... What are you talking about Mummy? I always let you do what you want when I'm at nursery!!.... "You 'let' me go to work?"... Exactly Mum! #thepleasureisallmine #spoiltbeyondwords #herkindnesskniwsnobounds #dangerousdave

I'm not sure what has been my favourite part of the morning so far.....1) Maggie crying hysterically because she wants to be older than her brother...i'm afraid he will always have that 2 years and 4 months edge on you! Obviously my fault...Or...2) This sodding bird repeating every single word that i said...reminding me that... Continue Reading →

When you're in Costco and its this busy.....imagine how awkward it would be if your sweet 4 year old girl just randomly shouted "suns out bums out" and pulled a moony??!!!! #thankgodthatneverhappened #thisgirlwillkillme #orgetmearrested #dangerousbyname #dangerousdave

"Mummy how do you get to Heaven?"...... Errrrm I'm not really sure Mags!...... "Who takes you there??"...... Why are you thinking about Heaven Mags?.... "Just in case really Mum.....anyway i bet someone picks you up in a Taxi!" #random #justincaseindeed #longshot #keepthemeterrunning #dangerousdave

"Mummy i can't get to sleep... i need my Daddy".... Daddy is out Mags...you wont see him until the morning!... "Can't you go out Mummy and i have Daddy instead!" #motherhoodissorewarding #cheersthen #loveyoutoo #carefulwhatyouwish #lovebedtime #not #dangerousdave

"Mummy...i think i only want 1 kid!!".... Really Mags...how come?... "I reckon 2 would be carnage!" #whatevergaveyouthatidea #carnageisanunderstatement #zoo #dangerousdave #wisewoman

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