Mags do we have to have this extreme meltdown every night? You need to be washed!!!... "Its ok Mum....i'm going to start behaving after Tuesday!" #great #wednesdayitisthen #howgratefulweare #spoilt #thewitchinghour #justgetinthebath #dangerousdave
"Mummy can you get me a drink??".... erm Mags ...have you had a manners-bipass?? Where have they gone???..."They are in my bottom!"#ofcoursetheyare#askastupidquestion#obvs#everyonesmannersarethere
"Night Mum...it's been lovely to see you" ....Lovely to see you too Seth.... you may see me everyday for the next 11 years! #ihavenochoice #ilivehere #hiimyourliveinmum #boys 💙
"Mummy...when we eat our dinner can you make sure i am sitting next to Daddy?"... Do you not want to sit next to your Mummy??.... "No..not really Mummy cos i already spend too many days with you as it is!" **Dangerous Dave....keeping the Mothers Day dream alive since 2013!!!** #rude #charming #feelsospecial #sayithowitis #cheersthen #love... Continue Reading →
When your child that is already whingier than most has tonsillitis...it does not make for happy times... I have spent my entire day being bossed around left right and centre for urgent demands that she then changes her mind about 4 seconds later... She cried for 40 minutes because she wanted a bowl of plain... Continue Reading →
"Mummy shall i tell you whats happening?.... I'm being horrible, then Seth's being horrible, then i'm being horrible, then i'm being horrible....and we are just going on like that!".... That does sound pretty accurate!...thanks for the clarification!! #sayithowitis #dangerousdave #isitbedtimeyet?
"Ive really enjoyed today Mummy...apart from all of the whinging!"..... You mean all the whinging that has come out of your mouth???.... "Yes that whinging!" #therewasalot #whingewhingewhinge #dangerousdave #giveswithonehandtakesawaywiththeother #thanksforcoming
"Mags ...go and put something sensible on your feet for us to go out in the snow!" ****and when she said 'sensible' what she really meant was Christmas socks and flashing glass slippers!!******* #shehatesme #orwellieswhatever #dangerousdave