The obligatory 'let's empty Mummys purse all over the shop'  She gets her filthy mits on my driving licence... "Mummy this is a mouldy picture!" What do you mean mouldy? "Its awful Mummy... you look Dead!" #greatjustthelookiwasgoingfor #tobefairitisawful #charmed #nowputitallback #dangerousdave

"For goodness sake Mummy ...that woman isn't looking where she's going!!!" No....but she is now looking DIRECTLY into my eyes! #thanksforthat #awk #yesiknowsheisrude #lovethefoodshop #ocadoanyone?

"Seth.. . What on earth are you doing?" I'm standing on the edge of my bed...naked! "Yes I gathered that bit!" #getdressed #whatonearth #randomkids

"Is it a Mummy day today??" No Mags you're off to nursery... "Oh get-out- of -it Mum will ya!" #iwillnotgetoutofit #offyoupop #thanksforcoming #dangerousdave 

Watching The Rememberence Service with Mags... "Where are the people that have died Mummy?" Erm, they are in Heaven Maggie.. "Will they be in Heaven for ages?" Yes they will be there forever! "Oh...will they get a nice bed and breakfast?" I hope Mags "I hope so too Mummy...i hope they get to choose whatever... Continue Reading →

Taking your son to football is a freezing cold and very muddy game... Mostly because of your daughter watching.. . She even had mud up her nose.. . Congratulations to the handful of people that didn't get mud flicked at them..  I don't think there was many of them..  #shesnotsorry #noshitsgiven #ferrell #mudbath #dangerousdave 

"Mummy... you are sexy!" Good point well made Seth! "What does sexy mean?" Erm...its tricky to explain.. ..it means you look nice... "Oh I don't think that's what I meant!" #illtakeyourfirstanswer #wrongonseverallevels

You sit for ages waiting in the Doctors surgery...trying to entertain your little one...she is being surprisingly quiet and well behaved... All of a sudden you notice that something has caught her eye.. .or should I say 'someone'... a little old lady wearing a head scarf ...with an incredibly long nose... You pray that she... Continue Reading →

**public announcement** It may not look like it but I do dress her in half decent clothes and brush her hair before I send her out of the house in the morning! Without fail she updates her look with 'Maggie touch' before she comes home and ends up looking a ferrel animal / homeless person... Continue Reading →

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